| By:
Patrick Irving
7/24/2007
The NBA is reeling from the revelation that referee Tim Donaghy gambled on league games, including those in which he was officiating. We’re still a long way from knowing the full story, but it appears that Donaghy was a troubled gambler who got himself in debt to the wrong kind of people.
But don’t be fooled into blaming all of this on some innocent young bookies. The ref knew what he was doing, as the whole world will soon know when they see how he was actually caught…
NICE SUBURBAN HOUSE, TAMPA, FL – DAY
Tim Donaghy, carrying a non-descript shopping bag, tentatively approaches the front door and rings the bell.
A Voice calls out.
VOICE: Come on in!
Donaghy looks up and down the street. No one is around. He enters the house.
DONAGHY: Hello?
Louie – stocky, balding and mustachioed – peeks his head out from the secluded hallway. He speaks like a gruff East Coaster.
LOUIE: Oh, how ya doin’? Come on in.
Donaghy looks around nervously. He’s not too sure about this.
DONAGHY: This is a pretty nice house for a bookie.
LOUIE: Thanks. Don’t worry; my roommates are out of town for the weekend.
Louie disappears down the hallway. Donaghy tries in vain to get a look.
LOUIE: Come on in and sit down. I made you’s some cookies.
DONAGHY: Can you just come here?
LOUIE: I’m changing into my track suit. I’ll be right down.
Donaghy shrugs and approaches the table.
LOUIE: How are ‘dem cookies?
DONAGHY: Great. Hey, should I just come up?
Suddenly, Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC enters the room.
HANSEN: Why don’t you just stay right here?
DONAGHY: Oh, hi. How are you?
Donaghy nervously extends his hand.
HANSEN: I’m fine. Why don’t you just go ahead and have a seat?
Donaghy has lost all the color in his face. He sits.
HANSEN: What are you doing here sir?
DONAGHY: Nothing.
HANSEN: So you were just driving around and you decided to stop at this house randomly?
DONAGHY: Well, uh, no, uh…
HANSEN: Did you come here looking to fix some games?
DONAGHY: What?! No way!
HANSEN: You didn’t chat online with a bookie who told you to come here?
DONAGHY: Of course not.
Hansen holds up some printed chat room transcripts.
HANSEN: You never use the screen name “NawtyZebra”?
Donaghy is sick.
DONAGHY: A long time ago.
HANSEN: How about three days ago?
Hansen reads from the transcripts.
HANSEN: Does this sound familiar…
NawtyZebra: hav u evr cheated 4 the knicks?
rookiebookie: no.
NawtyZebra: I’ll show u how.
rookiebookie: i’m nervous thow.
NawtyZebra: don’t B nervous…i’m amazing at it…I’m the best
Donaghy is squirming.
HANSEN: You didn’t write that?
DONAGHY: No.
HANSEN: No? How about this?
NawtyZebra: how bout sticking it to Mike D’Antoni?
rookiebookie: i herd its fun
NawtyZebra: and easy.
rookiebookie: will u bring your schedule...so I know when
NawtyZebra: ok
rookiebookie: and bring some vodka too
NawtyZebra: ok:)
Donaghy glances uncomfortably at his shopping bag.
HANSEN: What’s in the bag sir?
DONAGHY: Nothing. I just brought my schedule so he would know when NOT to try anything.
HANSEN: Really? So this is an innocent meeting? You’re just tying to be a good influence.
DONAGHY: Exactly.
HANSEN: How about this then…
rookiebookie: so we’ll make alot of $$?
NawtyZebra: tons
rookiebookie: won’t we get caught?
NawtyZebra: i’m too good
rookiebookie: how do I know?
NawtyZebra: look at me blow my whistle
Hansen produces a printed photograph.
HANSEN: And then you sent him a picture of you blowing your whistle.
Donaghy can’t make eye contact.
HANSEN: Is that your whistle?
DONAGHY: I don’t know.
HANSEN: It is, isn’t it? Why would you send a picture of your whistle to a bookie?
DONAGHY: Sir, I made a mistake.
HANSEN: So you admit it?
DONAGHY: It was just this one time. I’m sorry. If you just let me go, I promise I’ll never do it again.
HANSEN: Why should I believe that?
DONAGHY: It’s true. Please don’t arrest me.
HANSEN: I’m not going to arrest you. You see, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
A cameraman walks in and Donaghy freaks out.
DONAGHY: Oh, no!
HANSEN: And we’re filming a special about NBA referees who prey on the integrity of the game.
DONAGHY: Oh my God. This is terrible. I’m going to be a laughingstock. Oh man, I can’t believe I got caught in this national freakshow.
HANSEN: No, this is journalism. People watch this show because they appreciate seeing dangerous criminals off the street.
DONAGHY: What? People watch this show because it’s the funniest thing on TV…until you’re on it!
HANSEN: I really think you underestimate…
DONAGHY: Give it up man…can I just go?
HANSEN: You’re free to leave whenever you like.
Donaghy runs out the front door…and the Police swarm.
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