(...back)

Wow, you really are a good guy. You gave that young fan the thrill of his life. Unfortunately, as you held him over your head he thought it would be hilarious to drool on your face.

Indeed, it was hilarious but, unfortunately, you strained a muscle when attempting to dodge the spittle.

At least you hope it’s just a strain. Oh man, just your luck. You really want to win this Derby, but you may be seriously injured here.

Crap! They just announced your name over the loudspeaker.


If you suck it up and play through the pain, click here