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That phone call actually went much more smoothly than expected. The Commissioner completely understood the concern you have for your second half performance and wished you luck for the rest of the season.

“Wow,” you think, “what a reasonable dialogue that was.”

Then you flip on the TV. A popular sports highlight show is polling fans on their reaction to your very recent decision.

“Hmm,” you wonder innocently, “that was fast.”

After learning – much to your dismay – that 89% of the country believes you “Have Both Boy and Girl Parts”, you flip off the tube in disgust.

How did word get out so fast? Maybe the Commissioner is not as understanding as he appeared to be.

Regardless of how the news spread, the fans are not happy. You are having serious doubts about your apparently selfish decision. So what are you going to do about it?


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