By: Patrick Irving
3/23/2009

Wow, it’s been awhile. The truth is there has just not been enough time lately to uncover original ideas and develop them into thoughtful, coherent arguments. Luckily, since the whole country has Twitter-mania, there is no need to ever do that again. So enjoy the most recent updates posted on Twitter by ScriptedSports…

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11:25 AM March 20th from web

Boo-yah!

10:02 AM March 20th from web

You know, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m actually getting sick of Shaq.

8:03 AM March 20th from web

@pti_show--- …and John McCain.

6:35 PM March 19th from web in reply to PTI_show

@pti_show--- No, of course it doesn’t sound desperate when you beg people to check you out on Twitter…it makes you sound cool and cutting edge…just like me…

6:34 PM March 19th from web in reply to PTI_show

Erin go Boo-yah!

8:25 AM March 17th from web

@shaq_oneal--- hey bro, I haven’t heard back…just flew out here to phoenix…when can we hook up?  We’re boys, right?

4:34 PM March 15th from web in reply to shaq_oneal

What’s the deal with airplane food?  :)

1:30 PM March 15th from web

Mile-high Boo-yah!

1:29 PM March 15th from web

@charlie_villanueva--- keep up the good work bro!  you’re the John McCain of the NBA!

3:15 PM March 13th from web in reply to charlie_villavnueva

@charlie_villanueva--- they just mentioned your name on tv AGAIN!!!

3:13 PM March 13th from web in reply to charlie_villavnueva

Double Boo-yah!

7:02 PM March 12th from web

Boo-yah!

8:14 AM March 12th from web

@shaq_oneal--- Nice!  I clip my toenails, too!  It’s like we were separated at birth.  We should totally hang out.

8:39 PM March 11th from web in reply to shaq_oneal

@shaq_oneal--- come on dude, it’s been five minutes!!!  What are you doing? are you in line at the airport?  Eating some pizza?  The suspense is killing me!  I need an update!!

8:12 PM March 11th from web in reply to shaq_oneal

Boo-yah!

8:14 AM March 10th from web

@dateline_nbc--- sorry, that was a terrible way to phrase that…I’m kinda new at this…won’t happen again…

11:13 AM March 9th from web in reply to dateline_nbc

Tweeting is pretty cool, but does it make anyone else feel like they should be inside a 12 year old body when doing it?

10:27 AM March 9th from web

Boo-yah!

8:14 AM March 9th from web

@scrptd_sprts_mom--- ok, fine…from now on when I go to the bathroom I’ll just say, “Boo-yah!”

11:13 AM March 8th from web in reply to scrptd_sprts_mom

@scrptd_sprts_mom--- well, what else am I going to tweet about…I already called A-Rod an idiot.

11:09 AM March 8th from web in reply to scrptd_sprts_mom

Oh man!  THAT was ridiculous.

8:45 AM March 8th from web

What up peeps?  I’m off to the bathroom.  Wish me luck.

8:01 AM March 8th from web

Well, that’s it for me today.  Check you hombres out manana.

11:32 PM March 7th from web

Whew, I needed that.

9:28 AM March 7th from web

Whoa, be right back…got to run to the bathroom!

8:36 AM March 7th from web

A-Rod is such an idiot!  Right?!

8:33 AM March 7th from web

Well, I’m out of ideas and too lazy to take the time to do anything of substance, but I’m still desperate for attention…so for now I’m just going to give this Twitter thing a shot.

8:15 AM March 7th from web

FADE OUT:

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