HERE THEY ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Tedy Bruschi and Junior Seau can still hug each other throughout the off season
Holding your liquor is overrated
Arlen Specter will probably forget all about those missing tapes now
Ted Kennedy has had the largest head in the Senate for the last 47 years


Samuel Adams is our nation’s most revered brewer/patriot
Hey, nobody’s perfect
Obviously you WERE the scrappy underdogs after all. Good for you!
Until that Garnet injury, the Celtics looked indestructible
Lobsters are delicious
Don Shula can’t live forever


Sports Guy’s columns over the next couple months should be a blast
Hey, word is really getting around about your landscaping business
Unlikely you will have to see Belichick in that lucky red sweatshirt ever again
There’s rumor of a hybrid Cadillac that runs on Dunkin Donuts coffee


Your accent makes people think of funnyman Jimmy Fallon
Obama might go with “Sweet Caroline” as a campaign song…now that would be hot sh*t!
Ultimately, that “Perfection” t-shirt will probably fetch you ten bucks on EBay


Manny Ramirez has not asked for a trade yet this year
All-Pro Tom Brady still has a smokin’ hot girlfriend
Sure, Jeter dates hot chicks too, but he hasn’t been lucky enough to knock one up yet
Someone told me you have a hockey team. Nice!
Here’s to the clearly tastier white clam chowder!
Over time, the Manning to Tyree catch will only be shown a few hundred times a year
Love them cranberries! Keep ‘em coming chief.
Eli Manning is a little goofy looking, so, there’s that
Sarah Sliverman is f****ing Matt Damon


Unclean hats and dirty fleeces will never go out of style!
Pitcher Johan Santana will probably only win 20 games this year


Family’s the most important thing, right?
Only 7 months to think about this loss until next season
Rumor has it, Paul Revere is up for sainthood


African-American athletes are now comfortable accepting millions to live in your city


Wow, that whole Big Dig thing seems like it was pretty successful
Hey, I hear the New Kids on the Block are getting back together
I only get to read Schilling’s blog…YOU get to hear him on the radio, too!
Let’s face it, parades are expensive and messy
Everyone is so sympathetic because you have been such gracious winners in the past!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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